Came out of the woodwork because James had to freaking say that
If Capt. John Hart and Spike ever crossed paths, what do you think the outcome would be?
Wild homosexual sex! Because Spike hasn’t had homosexual sex in like 100 years, and Captain John is so sexy, you know?
*head desk* Thank you, Mr. Marsters. It is not bad enough that I pondered this meeting post-Torchwood ep, you just had to cement the HOT MONKEY VAMPIRE ALIEN SEX!
I wish I liked Torchwood enough to write a crossover – like mental bleaching but less with the Tabula Rasa pain and with more ficcie satisfaction.Source